ISO a show that will make you want to burn all of your technology, move to a farm in the middle of nowhere and unplug forever??? You’re in luck! The critically acclaimed Netflix series Black Mirror is finally back, and creator Charlie Brooker has written six more episodes of that hardcore sinister sh-t. You know a season is about to get REAL when the teaser reveals virtually nothing but still leaves you covered in goose-bumps.
Watch for yourself, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
We need to talk about that little girl in Arkangel, since anything with little kids is automatically 110 percent scarier, AND she appears to have blood on her face (?!). And what about Hang the DJ? The name is giving us chills already, plus Black Mirror is notorious for messing with people who just wanna find luuuuv (see: Season 1, Episode 3—The Entire History of You). You SAW the clip from Metalhead, right?! Anyone who had access to photo editing in elementary school knows you only make something B&W if you wanna take the dram from 0 to 100 real f-cking quick.
Not only is the teaser super chilling, but the lineup of directors and actors is something to be super excited about. Jodi Foster directed Arkangel, so you know it’s gonna be freakayyyyy. USS Callister features a stellar crew, including our Friday Night Lights forever crush Jesse Plemons and Jimmi Simpson, star of the other freaky futuristic thriller, Westworld. Hang the DJ was directed Tim Van Patten, who brought us some of the craziest episodes from Game of Thrones and The Sopranos. All this to say—we. are. excited.
The release date for Season 4 is TBA, but a lot of people are placing bets on October, so cross your fingers! Meanwhile, here are the deets on who stars in each episode:
Arkangel with Rosemarie Dewitt, Brenna Harding and Owen Teague
USS Callister with Jesse Plemons, Cristin Milioti, Jimmi Simpson and Michaela Coel
Crocodile with Andrea Riseborough, Andrew Gower and Kiran Sonia Sawar
Hang the DJ with Georgina Campbell, Joe Cole and George Blagden
Metalhead with Maxine Peake, Jake Davies and Clint Dyer
Black Museum with Douglas Hodge, Letitia Wright and Babs Olusanmokun
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