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My Tinder Matches Tell Me About Their Ideal V-Day Date

Who says chivalry is dead? I asked 50 Tinder matches what their ideal Valentine's Day date would be

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V-Day is a day that notoriously focuses on what women supposedly want: the cliched chocolate, flowers, romantic dinner, blah, blah, blah. But what do dudes really want from this semi-noxious holiday? I turned to the most reliable source for man-pinions: Tinder! I asked over 50 of my Tinder matches what their “ideal Valentine’s date” would be. Although I’m p. sure most guys were just telling me what I wanted to hear, a few went into great detail and deserve an A+ for creativity. Here’s what I learned:

Most men are just thirsty for…drinks. And a lot of food.
The majority of the responses I got had something to do with food, wine and beer. But don’t worry: they also assured me they work out in between, so we cool.

My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date. My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date. My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date

 

Some even showed off their cooking know-how by getting into legit menu-planning.

 

My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date

 

Other men had a extremely elaborate responses that ranged from potentially canned (you already know the type of massage oil, bro?) to anti-V-Day to a scavenger hunt straight out of a mid-2000’s rom-com.

 

My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date

You always want what you can’t have.
Some of the best answers came from men who were 3,162 km away #foreversingle.

 

My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date

 

Some charmers cut right to the chase. It is Tinder, after all…

 

My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date My Tinder matches tell me about their ideal Valentines date

 

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