My BF is super smart and kind, and he makes me laugh (plus, he’s a total babe who slays in bed). The catch? He has two troubled cats. I am definitely not a cat person. His critters constantly knock things over, scratch his furniture, chew up the plants and pound at the bedroom door at night and he is not very stern with them, only doling out the occasional spray-bottle warning (at my request). We want to move in together, but my main hesitation is living with his felines for the next 15 years. I would never ask him to give them up, but my annoyance at their bad behaviour and my boyfriend’s lax discipline is irksome for both of us. Am I an immature bitch for being reluctant to embark on an unchic pet-proofed life? Or is the onus on him to be a better disciplinarian? —Need Help Meow
Dear Need Help Meow,
Cats are not for everyone. My fiancé, Andy, and I adopted a kitten last year (before we discovered Andy’s terrible allergy and tragically had to give her up after three months; don’t worry, she found a great home), and it was a learning experience, not only “parenting” the kitten itself, but also in terms of our relationship. It rapidly became apparent that, like you, I was Mean Mommy—I was ALL about that water spray bottle—while Andy was the easygoing parent who found everything she did (including burrowing into our plants and irreparably scratching our brand new sofa) utterly adorable. Our cat may have happily moved in with a family in Queens, but her claw marks live on in our apartment. That said, there isn’t much you can do here. It’s safe to say your BF is a bigger catch than those cats are a deal breaker. Sacrifices are par for the course when moving in with your partner, and your trade-off for such a great boyfriend is a kitty-proofed, trinketless home. However, your man deserves reprimands of his own if he doesn’t pull his weight in the discipline department. Cats may very well be untrainable devil creatures, but your BF should still make an effort to train them—even if it’s only to appease you! After all, what if you two want to start a family one day? Being a like-minded team with the same goals (and same rules) is paramount, and don’t let him forget it. For awhile it may feel like you’re disciplining three living creatures under one roof, but as your cats’ behaviour (hopefully) improves, sharing that teamwork and responsibility should bring you and your man even closer. —Sharleen
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