The Bachelorette Party
By Miss Martini
It is not uncommon for a bunch of girls to get together for a night out on the town: but there is never an occasion more rewarding than the bachelorette party. It gives us unwritten license to completely lose our minds for a few hours with some of our closest friends. Miss Martini has taken part in many such events, because a lot of sexy drinks to get everything started is always needed. And when I say bachelorette party, I don’t mean shower: I mean if you are not willing to go off the deep end then stop reading… now.
Those of you that are on the same page here know that you can’t really have a great bachelorette party unless you make a conscious effort to keep the prudes out and the trusted companions in, even if it means doing it secretly. This may sound vaguely familiar: “What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party”. Personally I think that everyone should sign a written contract at the beginning of the evening binding them to secrecy…print one up, it will only take a minute.
For a night out on the town demand that the girls only order drinks that have sexy names, and make them order the drinks at the top of their lungs (e.g. “Sex on the Beach”) In order for a bachelorette party to be a success, a certain level of embarrassment has to be met by everyone in attendance – so give everyone a ridiculous task to complete by the end of the night. Handcuff themselves to a cute unsuspecting guy for 5 minutes; give a lap dance to someone in the bar; introduce yourself to someone at the bar and then proceed to run your fingers through their hair… the possibilities are endless. Not all of the girls at a bachelorette party know each other and some may only have the bride in common so a dress up theme is always highly recommended by Miss Martini. You don’t want to get too complicated with this idea because let’s face it we are dealing with a group of girls who on a good day can be picky about what they are willing to wear to say the least. Tell everyone to wear a lingerie set on the outside of their clothes and at the end of the night the bride to be gets to keep it all.
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