Did you know that 2020 has already been 2,458 months long?! Well, there’s just a bit more than two months to go until we can give an enthusiastic middle finger to the chicanery of this year. I cannot think of a better way to make it through the colder, wetter weather and say “see you in hell, 2020” than with chunky, stomp-y, platform Chelsea boots. Here are 23 of the coolest pairs, from a classic silhouette with a modest lift for the platform-shy to truly towering shit-kickers that will make your kitten heels run and hide.
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Brodie Black Leather Chelsea Boot, $395, lacanadienneshoes.com
Bellissimi! The Brodie is designed in Canada but handmade in Italy using the finest Italian leather. This update on a classic Chelsea sits on a chunky platform sole and has a high shaft that will look *chef's kiss* with slightly cropped trousers.