The Bachelorette finale had all the hallmarks of the franchise: reverse psychology editing, men asking for a father’s (and mother’s!) blessing, dramatic music, awkwardness, diamonds and tweets that made the slooow three hours go by a smidge quicker.
If he says “Kaitlyn and I’s relationship” ONCE MORE. Gah. You cannot marry an illiterate! #TheBachelorette
— Suzy Q (@SuzyQuzey) July 28, 2015
Nick meeting Kaitlyn’s family
Nick: “I’ve got a gift for you, it’s in my bedroom”
— Alan Combs (@thricemantis) July 28, 2015
You know what would REALLY be the most dramatic #TheBachelorette finale? If Neil Lane gave the guys a bill for the rings.
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) July 28, 2015
That was awkward
Wonder whose passport expired close to the end of filming to prevent them from going to exotic places. #TheBachelorette
— tarnished_halo (@pvital1) July 28, 2015
— Danielle Baggett (@danibaggett) July 28, 2015
The Snap that launched a thousand dreams
— Katie Koerten (@katiekoerten) July 28, 2015
If Chris doesn’t, Kickstarter should!
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