This week wasn’t as exciting as last, unfortch. But we did get to see more of Nick’s abs.
Lets start at the beginning: After sending her home, Nick decides to tell all the girls about his one-night-stand with Liz. Ugh, are we really stilllll talking about this?
While everyone at the cocktail party is asking Nick questions about his past with Liz, Corinne’s busy getting ready to surprise him with a trench coat and some whipped cream.
She finds Nick and makes him lick whipped cream off her body. Wait, Nick is actually into this??? DISAPPOINTING.
Corinne’s totally embarrassed by her interaction with Nick (as she should be) and wants to go home because her and Nick “don’t have a chance.”
But instead of going home, she climbs into bed to sleep off
her embarrassing moment with Nick whatever she had been drinking.
And she sleeps right through Rose Ceremony! LOL. Has this ever happened before??
The next morning the Backstreet Boys casually walk into the Bachelor Mansion. They tell the girls on the group date that they’re going to be backup dancers during their concert and we all immediately regret not signing up for this season of The Bachelor.
Jasmine G, professional basketball dancer, is all “I got this.”
Corinne’s a terrible dancer and is a total baby for most of the date. We hate her for being so ungrateful—she literally just got to live out our childhood fantasy.
The Backstreet Boys decide Danielle L is the best backup dancer (not Corinne, yay!) and she gets serenaded with Nick on stage. But the whole thing just looked v. awkward, tbh.
Cut to the night portion of the group date where Corinne tells the girls she has a nanny, and they literally don’t know what to do with the news. It’s like they’ve never met a 24-year-old with a nanny before??
And while Corinne enjoys her second nap of the episode (why is this girl so tired?) Danielle L and Nick have the cuuuutest moment together and she gets the group date rose.
Nick and Vanessa have their first one-on-one and they get to be astronauts for the day. So cool.
But Vanessa’s dream date turns into her worst nightmare when she starts throwing up everywhere.
But Nick’s all like, “I don’t care I still want to make out with you anyway.” What a gem.
Later, they have a v. intimate dinner date. Nick starts crying because Vanessa gives him hope this whole process will work. Can you just propose to her already?
Moving on to the second group date—it’s a Nickathlon!
The girls do a bunch of Nick-themed track and field events and dolphin girl totally kills it at the high jump.
Now for the night portion of the date: Dominique (a.k.a. the girl we all forgot about) wastes all her time crying about not getting to talk to Nick, instead of actually just talking to Nick. Then, she finally gets time with him and right out of the gate starts confronting him about not paying attention to her.
Nick’s like, “Wait, who even are you?” and sends her packing.
Annddd Rachel gets the Group Date rose. This girl’s def got final four potential.
And now for the
cocktail pool party: where Raven jumps at the chance to rub sunscreen all over Nick’s abs. She missed his arms though.
And Corinne surprises Nick with a bouncy castle. (Srsly how old is this girl??)
The other girls are not impressed and awkwardly watch from above.
Some of the girls decide to confront Nick about Corinne (while she takes another nap).
But Vanessa is the only one who really puts him in his place. Yaaaas girl!
And then we realize the episode was going to end without a Rose Ceremony, again!
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