Prior to dating TSwift, Calvin was in a relationship with Rita Ora and model Anne V—so who’s next for the superstar producer?
Ariana Grande: She may be a pop star with a steamy new video, but she still lags behind the Rihannas, Taylors and Adeles of the industry: maybe working with Calvin in and out of the studio can catapult her from famous to superstah.
Kelly Rohrbach: Kelly is on the cusp of being a household name: the Sports Illustrated model is starring in the new Baywatch movie, and she’s dated Leonardo DiCaprio (so she’s not immune to late nights at the club).
Paris Hilton: Calvin travels the world as a very in-demand DJ and Paris has parlayed her party-girl ways into sporadic, overseas gigs doing the same. They’d have just the right amount of heat to get her back in the spotlight (if her upcoming documentary doesn’t do the trick)—and to keep him there.
Hilary Duff: While Hilary has fully adulted and her career is going along swimmingly (Younger is great), she could use some help finally cutting ties from her (cheating) ex, and maybe a new banger in the studio.
Katy Perry: Because can you imagine?!
From Harry Styles to Jake Gyllenhaal, TSwift has had her pick of the litter when it comes to boys and we don’t see that changing anytime soon.
Sam Hunt: We don’t know if he has a GF, but we definitely think he’s hot enough to lure Taylor back to her country roots.
Ed Sheeran: We’re pretty sure he’s been Friendzoned and is quietly waiting in the wings to work his ginger magic on Taylor. Now’s your chance, Ed!
Bruno Mars: At the very least, we’d get the “Uptown Funk”/ “Bad Blood” mashup we didn’t know we needed but would love anyway. Can you imagine the award show dancing and singalong reaction shots?
Nicholas Hoult: He’s young, British and has excellent bone structure—like Harry Styles, minus the drama. (Also, they are the same age and their birthdays are just a few days apart. Cosmic alignment, obviously.)
John Mayer (again): Because never say you’re never ever ever ever getting back together.