Celebrity

Our Dream GRAMMYs: A Minute-by-Minute Guide

In which we imagine just how bananas things can get

The GRAMMYs: that one magical night when the music industry scrapes together all the leather, netting and denim in Los Angeles and steps out to celebrate their own. If we had our way, the ceremony would go a little like this:

Untitled-1
FLR02_HPNmusic7 grammys

Caught dancing to “Happy”  (Photo: iStock)

Pharrell debuts a new Vivienne Westwood hat that houses an eco-friendly squirrel habitat.

7-56 pm

FLR02_HPNmusic8 harry styles grammys

D’you think it’s too much? (Photo: REX USA)

Jennifer Lopez’s green Versace is dethroned as Most Plunging Neckline of All Time by Harry Styles’ T-shirt.

8-13 pm

Frozen wins Best Compilation Soundtrack, inspiring a Kanye West rant on global warming.

8-35 pm

Sam Smith grammys

Gain some self control, Sam

The booty obsession reaches its natural apex as Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith twerk through a duet of “Stay With Me.” Taylor Swift dances.

9-34 pm

Miranda Lambert thanks Nick Jonas for “making Mama feel again.”

9-54 pm

Jack White offers an olive branch to fellow nominees the Black Keys by proposing supergroup Black & White.

10-20 PM

FLR02_HPNmusic10 taylor swift grammys

Wheeee! (Photo: Keystone Press)

Barbra Streisand and Weird Al Yankovic duet on “People Who Need Meatloaf.” Taylor Swift dances.

10-55 PM

FLR02_HPNmusic11

Sounds about right (Photo: Keystone Press)

Sam Smith accepts Album of the Year by unzipping his face to reveal that he is actually Adele.

Related: The 2015 GRAMMY Nominations: Hits, Misses and Surprises

Watch The 57TH Annual GRAMMY Awards, Sunday February 8 at 8pm ET/PT on City