Margot Robbie appears on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on January 10 and the cringe-inducing story she tells is one for the freakin’ books. Robbie, who’s currently promoting her figure-skating film I, Tonya, tells host DeGeneres about how she accidentally met both Ellen herself and none other than ultimate daddy/icon/former POTUS, BARACK OBAMA, whilst honeymooning with her hubby Tom Ackerley in Tahiti. Her story has everything: a new husband in v. v. short shorts sans undies, a former U.S. president, a small gym—and trust, you will chortle.
“Tom puts on these gym shorts, and they’re tiny,” Robbie says on the show. “There’s nothing underneath so he gets on his bicycle to ride there and I’m like, ‘WHOA. Babe, you cannot wear those shorts. They’re like—you can see everything.’ And he’s like ‘C’mon. Who are we going to run into?’”
The answer to that question is, in fact, Ellen DeGeneres, her wife Portia de Rossi, and Barack Obama—a trio who all happened to be vacationing, separately, at the same private Tahitian luxury hotel and working on their fitness together in its teeny gym at the same damn time. “I’m not kidding, I’m not kidding,” Robbie tells the audience through laughter. “In a gym that is tiny! It was a very confined space, and we then had to do this whole, like, class, this stretching class and Tom meanwhile is trying to like, not reveal anything. And he’s dying and I’m crying so much, I’m about to crack a rib. And literally, this gym instructor keeps saying to Tom, ‘Tom, lunge. Lunge! You’re not lunging.'”
You must watch immediately for a serious LOL and thank us later.
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