Remember the utter dramz that erupted around Valentine’s Day in elementary school? It was a total popularity contest, each kid seeing how many cards or lollipops they could collect, leaving them on their desks as the pile of sweet treats grew.
Well, Kim Kardashian (the super famous, 37-year old mom-of-three, FYI) is channeling her inner second grader this Valentine’s Day, sending all her frenemies a bottle of her newest fragrance, Kimoji Hearts, as a reminder that they’re still on the Kardashian blacklist.
The celeb shared the most savage Snapchat vid on Feb. 1 (the day Kimoji Hearts dropped), revealing the list of people she loves and those she loves to hate. In the vid, which shows a series of different coloured Post-Its lined up with various celeb names on them, Kim says, “I’m going to send [the fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone… because it’s Valentine’s Day, after all.”
Her new fragrance line includes three scents—”BFF,” “BAE” and “Ride or Die”—that all look like giant Sweethearts, and, conveniently, the colours of the Post-Its in Kim’s vid match the colours of each scent.
Her enemies are in blue, which means “BAE” will be arriving at the doorsteps of TSwift and Blac Chyna any day now. Oh, the irony! Pals like Chrissy Teigen and Paris Hilton will snag “Ride or Die” and those in pink, including mom Kris Jenner and hairstylist-to-the-stars Jen Atkin, will get “BFF.”
After scanning the list, we realized we either forgot or didn’t even know about half these feuds, so we’re taking this opportunity to refresh our mems. Let’s dive in, shall we?
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The fact that the ’90s television sweetheart has even communicated with Kim is weird enough, but it’s unfortch true. Gellar tossed much shade at Kim after her 2014 Vogue cover with Kanye was released.
Well……I guess I’m canceling my Vogue subscription. Who is with me???
— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) March 21, 2014
Confirmed: Kim has a thing for holding grudges.
Speaking of grudges, it was a full two years ago in 2016 when this 61-year old former model shared her thoughts on the Kardashian fam. In an interview on The Tomorrow Show With Keven Undergaro, Dickinson said she didn’t think Kim and her sisters should be on magazine covers all the time, saying “they’re not models.”
Dickinson also said that she doesn’t think Kendall is a supermodel and, frankly, we’d have to agree. #SorryNotSorry
Chloé Grace Moretz
When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL pic.twitter.com/UlSLZb1fp1
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 7, 2016
@KimKardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than-
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
…And the rest was history.
The “Beautiful Trauma” singer was pissed about *that* nudie, too, responding with a note about girls using their brains instead of their bods to prove themselves.
She didn’t stand down when she was given the opportunity, either.
Needless to say, we will never see a Pink and Kanye collabo.
Yep, you guessed it—yet another celeb who was real mad about the mirror selfie. Thankfully, this argument was pretty cut and dry.
Midler opened with a searing joke about how Kim’s always naked…
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
…To which Kim responded with two comments: one about Midler’s age and the other about how Midler supposedly tried to befriend Kim in a past life.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Midler responded that she was just kidding, and the whole thing was rill awks.
.@KimKardashian: I never tried to fake friend you. Looks like anyone can take a selfie but not everyone can take a joke…
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 8, 2016
While we understand Kim’s frustration—let a girl, LIVE, Bette!—the age comment was nat kewl, either. Let’s all agree that this whole chat was neither entertaining nor very feminist, shall we? #sad
Handler used to be in the Kardash good book—Khloe even filled in for Chelsea as host of her show once—but no more! In an interview with Variety, Handler blamed the Kardashians for the fact that Donald Trump was elected President, saying “We’ve turned into a reality show. I blame the Kardashians, personally; the beginning of the end was the Kardashians. The way their people have blown up and don’t go away—it’s surreal.”
As recently as last week, Morgan went on Twitter to shame Kim for a racy topless pic, but TBH, who doesn’t hate this guy?!
Oh put them away, for goodness sake. https://t.co/ZzEAddrAs8
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 29, 2018
Remember when Kim broke the internet with her Paper Magazine cover? The Glee star didn’t hold back when she commented on Kim’s Insta of the photo.
These two are former-friends-turned-unfortunate-family-members, since Chyna had a baby with Kim’s brother, Rob, in 2016. The romance turned sour, eventually leading Chyna to file a lawsuit against the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan, who claimed that Kris Jenner and co. tried to ruin her reputation. Those must be some pretty awkward family dinners…
This story could fill several pages, BUT, if we had to give the Cole’s Notes version, it would go like this:
1/ Kanye interrupted Taylor’s acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV VMAs, claiming Beyoncé should’ve won…
2/ Kanye releases Famous, which has a lyric that says, “I made that b-tch famous,” in reference to Taylor…
3/ Taylor says she never gave him permission to use her name…
4/ Kim releases an audio recording of Taylor giving Kanye permission, and…
Now we’re here.
Williams only recently landed herself on Kim’s naughty list, saying, “Kim it’s clear Kanye has nothing for you except dribble and dribble and feeble conversation,” in reference to the new pics of Kim with what she called “Bo Derek” braids. “It is clear that Kanye does not pay attention to you. It’s clear to me that you’re desperately trying to stay in the spotlight.”
Add Osbourne to the list of people who take issue with Kim’s naked bod. In an interview with The Telegraph, she said “If Kim wants to show off her body, fine. But that’s not feminism, that’s being a ho. And there’s nothing wrong with being a ho, but always remember what you are.” Yiiikes.
Kim clapped back, telling E! that she never said she posts nude photos as a feminist statement. “I think when people misquote you and then comment, it just sounds ridiculous. I post nude photos because I like how I look and I feel proud when I’ve lost all this baby weight and I post it because I feel like posting it and I feel powerful…,” Kim said.
Whether or not Kim actually cares about these feuds—we’re guessing she couldn’t care less, but what do we know?—everyone’s talking about the fragrances that she’s sending to her enemies. If that’s not the most genius product promo of all time, what IS?!
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