1. When you go on your first Tinder date and you’re pleasantly surprised.
2. But then he leads with, “What’s your star sign?”
3. And every other guy you meet is like:
4. So you start to get a bit desperate and try new tactics.
5. I mean, really desperate.
6. Then you find someone who sparks your interest.
7. And you want to be exclusive.
8. But he has commitment issues.
9. And texts you saying, “I think we should just be friends.”
10. He reassures you that you have great qualities and any guy would be lucky to have you.
11. And it’s okay, because you know you have your friends to vent to.
12. And you know they’ll always have your back.
13. Let’s face it—you enjoy your independence.
14. And you have a lot more time to be productive.
15. I mean, if everything fails, there’s always plan B.
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