Aries: March 21–April 19
Mariah Carey: March 27, 1970
Is hearing “Heartbreaker” live (or, at the very least, lip-synched live) on your bucket list? You’re in luck: the elusive chanteuse starts a Las Vegas residency at Caesars Palace this May.
Work your charm You’re chatty and driven, so do ask for that raise or promotion this month. But words fail when you discover you’re the target of a certain someone’s affections.
How to handle an Aries...
...you want to date
Feisty and quick-witted, this sign is attracted to playful, confident types. What you should say: “Want to come over for Cards Against Humanity night? I find it’s a great way to get to know somebody...”
...who’s interviewing you for a job
She’s a dynamo and wants an employee who can keep up. Demonstrate your ambition and initiative; extra points for autonomy and creativity. What you should say: “I’m a self-starter and a hard worker. Here’s a video I made of the top 10 reasons I’m a perfect fit for this position.”
...on her birthday
Satisfy her burning desire for VIP status and take her to the buzziest new club in town. What you should say: “I know someone who knows someone who knows the doorman—we can skip the line!”