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A GIF by GIF Guide to The Bachelor: Women Tell All

This season's waaay too long Women Tell All episode was basically just one final showdown between Taylor and Corinne. Here, a GIF by GIF guide

Last night’s (two-hour long!!) Women Tell All episode started off with Nick and Chris Harrison crashing some preeetty crazy Bachelor viewing parties. Which got us thinking…why don’t we have viewing parties like that every Monday night? That champagne bomb or whatever they called it was pure goals.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Nick crashes some viewing parties

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THEN Nick drops by the Backstreet Boys’ viewing party. Yeah right they actually watch The Bachelor every Monday…

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Nicks visits the Backstreet Boys

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Back at the studio, we watch Corinne in her trailer struggling to open a bottle of champagne for, like, five minutes.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne can't open champagne

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Also, of course Chris Harrison hires someone to wear the shark/dolphin costume in the audience. But Alexis FINALLY admits it’s a shark! The biggest Bachelor debate ever, resolved!

During this season's Women Tell All episode: there's a shark in the audience

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First person to join Chris Harrison in the hot seat: Liz. Honestly why does Liz even get time on WTA? She didn’t even make it past Week 2. She gives some big speech about staying true to herself and while it seemed sincere, it’s v. possible it was something she schemed up to save her image after looking like a crazy person on the show. Her new hair looks good though.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Liz gets invited to the hot seat

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Cut to Taylor’s turn in the hot seat, which is basically just a catfight between Corinne and Taylor. Taylor continues with her old antics—talking about Corinne like she’s an idiot, but this time allll the other girls have Corinne’s back. They pretty much all call Taylor out for acting like she was better than everyone in the house and she just rolls her eyes and ignores them.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Taylor sits in the hot seat

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You can def tell whose side Josephine is on. Every time Taylor opens her mouth she throws the biggest and best eye-rolls ever.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Josephine rolls her eyes at Taylor

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Then Corinne, who is soooo over all of Taylor’s B.S., gets up and walks out of the room. What is happening!?

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne walks out

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JK! She just had to get some champagne to finish this annoying convo. LOL. Classic Corinne.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne gets the champagne

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In the end, Taylor asks Corinne for an apology and Corinne’s just like, “Nope. Not happening.” *sips champagne*

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Taylor sits in the hot seat

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Now Corinne is in the hot seat, and right off the bat she starts defending her napping schedule and claims that the first time she napped (and missed Rose Ceremony) was because she had a panic attack.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne talks about her napping

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She goes on to explain that everybody naps, just like everybody poops. Apparently there’s a book about it?

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne says everybody naps

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Moving on from naps (finally), Corinne makes the following v. true statement while in the hot seat: “Everyone was so worried about what I was doing, I was the only one worried about Nick. Why the hell are we here guys? For Nick!”

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne talks about getting time with Nick

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Corinne admits she’s not the brightest crayon in the box but that she would never tell someone she wouldn’t be their friend because they’re not intelligent enough, like Taylor evidently did. To which Taylor responds, “I didn’t say that.” The conversation devolves into a full-blown she said, she said argument.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Taylor talks to the girls

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Corinne: “I’ve never been told, ‘Hey I probably wouldn’t be your friend because you’re just not intelligent enough for me.’”

Taylor: “That’s not what I said.”

Corinne: “That’s what you said.”

Taylor: “That’s not what I said.”

Corinne: “You said it. You said it.”

Taylor: “That’s not what I said.”

Corinne: “You literally said those exact words.”

And that was literally the extent of the conversation.

Then Taylor starts getting emotional and says she feels bad if she made any of the girls in the house feel like she was better than them, and says that really was not the case at all (it’s not reeeally an apology).

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Taylor kind of apologized

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And then Chris Harrison asks Corinne if there’s anything she wants to say in response to that.

Corinne: “No.”

Chris: “There’s nothing you’d like to say to her, nothing you’d like to hear from Taylor?

Corinne: “No.”

This is literally the assembly scene from Mean Girls.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne doesn't apologize

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During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne doesn't apologize

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Now it’s time to talk about Raquel! Corinne explains that she’s technically her housekeeper, but she’s like family so she uses the word “nanny” to be respectful (which we already knew) and admits she gets why people (like us) might have freaked out when she said she has a nanny.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne talks about Raquel

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And then it’s cheese pasta for everyone!!!!!

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne brings out cheese pasta

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Next up: Kristina. She gives a v. emotional speech about growing up in Russia and moving to America to live her life in colour, making all the other girls (and us) tear up a bit.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Kristina sits in the hot seat

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The camera pans to Liz who is literally balling at everything Kristina is saying and says, “Women should be building each other up, not tearing each other down.” Preeeach girl.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Liz cries

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And finally, Nick is here! Lacey (who has some chic new brunette locks, btw) immediately starts grilling him about friend-zoning her on her last night there because he was asking her about Josephine.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Lacey grills Nick

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And Nick’s just like, “Pleeease get me out of here.”

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Nick feels awkward

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Then dolphin-girl chimes in and goes, “Who cares, I was in the friend zone too, NBD.” This is why we love her.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Alexis talks about being friend zoned

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Then Kristina gets to ask a couple questions about her breakup with Nick and before she even gets all her answers, Danielle L cuts her right off and starts asking about her breakup with Nick.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Danielle L cries

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Nick basically just apologizes for not sending her home earlier which def wasn’t the closure D-Lo was looking for so she just continued to cry. This must be sooo awkward for Nick.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Danielle L continues to cry

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Then Chris Harrison gives us our fave thing ever, bloopers! Some of them were super hilarious, like Raven stuffing 20 pieces of cheese in Corinne’s mouth. LOL.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne eats cheese

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Then Chris brings Rachel out on stage and the crowd literally goes wild!

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Rachel walks on stage

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Chris asks her what she’s looking for in a guy, and she says someone who knows exactly what he wants because that’s been lacking in her past relationships. Ouch, Nick.

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Rachel talks about her type of guy

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Then Nick comes out and sits with Rachel. They say about two words to each other (but the overall vibe seemed very friendly) and then Rachel ditches Nick to run to the girls for a big group hug. And Nick’s just like, “K BYEEE.”

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Rachel hugs the girls

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Serious question: Why was this two hours?

During this season's Women Tell All episode: Corinne is over it

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