Hi there. How are you? Recovered from the heartbreaking celebrity breakups our souls barely survived this past year? Me neither. From one of the longest-running, low-key celebrity relationships between multitalented singer-actress-boss Jennifer Hudson and her partner of nearly 10 years, David Otunga, to Fergie and Josh Duhamel’s devastation split (which Fergie herself hasn’t recovered from *insert sobbing emoji*), this was a rough year.
And honestly, don’t even get me started on Ewan McGregor and his wife of 22 years (!) Eve Mavrakis breaking up in 2017. (McGregor is already rumoured to be in a new romance with his Fargo co-star Mary Elizabeth Winstead so there’s that.) Here, all the celeb breakups of 2017 that prove that love is unequivocallyand inarguably deceased—ranked in order from most to least soul-crushing.
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
Heartbreak-o-meter: 9.5/10 broken heart emojis. We will legit never get over this one but at least one half of the couple has moved on so perhaps that's a tiny bright light?
Is there such a thing as an eight-year itch?! Another couple we thought was in it for the long haul, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, broke up in August after being married for eight years and we’re still not over it. They shared the news with fans on Facebook in a joint statement that read: “Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed.” Us too, guys.