Beauty

10 things your man should never wear

New guy? Kiss him off if he wears any of these deal breakers. Old flame? Shop for him, please!


10 things your man should never wear
New guy? Kiss him off if he wears any of these deal breakers. Old flame? Shop for him, please!

1. A sports jersey
Men wearing sports jerseys are excused (only) when they are at a live sporting event or at home in front of the television on Monday nights or Sunday afternoons. If he’s en route to (or from) the sporting event, he must cover up.

2. Cutoff jeans
Enough said.

3. Overalls
In the garden, on the farm, painting the house. There is no suitable time or place for overalls. They are never allowed.

4. A superhero logo
Puh-lease. Unless he’s four or an actor filming a sequel, no man should ever sport that red and yellow “S”.

5. Your clothes
You in his college T-shirt = sexy. Him in something made for you = creepy.

6. Anything with holes
It doesn’t matter if it holds sentimental value or if he says it’s the most comfortable thing he owns. If it’s worn through or torn, it must be tossed.

7. Dirty shoes
How he treats his things is a reflection of how he’ll treat you.

8. Makeup
Makeup is for girls. And if he’s got a big pimple, even concealer is not allowed. We all know everyone has a breakout now and then. There’s no point trying to hide it.

9. A muscle tee
Even if a guy’s cut, wearing a muscle tee should be illegal. There are certain things people don’t want to see in public. Besides, guys look ridiculous in them.

10. Sheen
Any guy wearing an article of clothing with sheen (and add to that mesh) is either stuck in 1993 or he’s karaoke-ing “It’s Raining Men” on the weekends.