We Ranked the Big Dick Energy of the Remaining Bachelorette Contestants

You *know* you’ve been thinking about it

Sarah Trumbley
A photo collage of Chris Harrison alongside Wills and Blake from The Bachelorette season 14

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It’s safe to assume that by now, we’re all pretty well versed in the definition of BDE. But for those of you who are still a little unsure, don’t fret—we’ve got your back.

Brought to us by the whirlwind romance of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, the phrase—which started out as a way to describe Pete’s apparently #blessed nether regions—stands for Big Dick Energy and it’s probably the best thing to happen to the internet this year.

As stated in The Cut’s A+ exposé on the acronym we never knew we needed, “BDE is a quiet confidence and ease with oneself … It’s not cockiness, it’s not a power trip—it’s the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself.”

It’s also worth noting that you don’t actually have to have a big schlong (cc: Jon Hamm) to have BDE—you don’t even have to be a man to have it (hiiii, Rihanna). It’s simply acting like you have the equivalent of the eggplant emoji nestled in your cargos. Think of it as an aura, a vibe, or—if you will—a way of life.

Now that we’ve got our BDE bases covered—let’s get to the reason we’re *really* here, shall we?

Ever since the term (which, BTW, was born right here in #TheSix) started blowing up our Twitter feeds, we at FLARE HQ can’t stop ranking everyone we see on their levels of BDE—whether it’s our fave celebs, our barista at Starbucks, or even this season’s Bachelorette contestants. So naturally, while I watched this week’s episode with a glass of rosé in hand and BDE on the brain, I examined which of Becca’s guys exude alllll the Big Dick Energy, and which ones straight-up don’t got it.

Bachelor Nation, can I steal you away for a minute to discuss the BDE of Becca’s remaining contestants?

The Bachelorette season 14 episode 2: Contestant Wills in a white button-up shirt and navy blazer

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1. Wills Reid; Overall BDE Rating: 100/10

HONESTLY, no one has more BDE than Wills—don’t @ me on this. Remember in Episode 5 when Chris R. (a.k.a the human equivalent of a yippy Chihuahua, who would be at the very bottom of this list if he hadn’t gotten eliminated last night) tried to interrupt Wills’s time with Becca? After getting up and giving the annoying Eddie from Friends-lookalike exactly two minutes with Becca, Wills returned to drop this chic line on Chris—“It would do me a favour if you’d respect me. You had your time tonight, I’d like to have my time as well.” Tell me that one line isn’t packed with more BDE than Arie’s entire season of The Bachelor. 

 

A photo of Bachelorette season 14 contestant Blake in a maroon short-sleeved shirt and grey pants

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2. Blake Horstmann; Overall BDE Rating: 10/10

While I might be somewhat biased because I’m one hundo p #TeamBlake (k but who isn’t, amiright?), there’s no doubt the guy has mad BDE. He’s confident enough in himself and in his connection with Becca that he doesn’t need to obnoxiously rub it in everyone’s face, something an LDE (Little Dick Energy) carrier would most defs do—lookin’ at you, Lincoln. Also, he was totally serving up some Robert Pattinson (circa Twilight) vibes with that grey peacoat during last night’s Group Date.

Bachelor in Paradise host Chris Harrison on the beach in a light blue button-up shirt

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3. Chris Harrison; Overall BDE Rating: 10/10

Anyone who knows they can put in minimal effort and still make bank are a straight-up BDE legend.

A photo of Bachelorette season 14 contestant Jason Tartick in a grey stio and qhite shirt

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4. Jason Tartick; Overall BDE Rating: 8/10

I have a literal crush on Jason’s BDE—mostly because he’s the most confident kisser on the show and it. is. HOT. Also, the fact that he displayed *the most* chill when Becca forgot his name in front of everyone? B-D-FREAKING-E, hunni.

Bachelorette season 14 contestant Leo in a maroon shirt and black jeans

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5. Leo Dottavio; Overall BDE Rating: 7/10

Dude’s hair screams BDE. Enough said.

Bachelorette season 14 episode 2: A photo of contestant Colton in a black leather jacket and light pink t-shirt

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6. Colton Underwood; Overall BDE Rating: 5/10

Though very easy-going and definitely more confident than cocky, Colton lands somewhere in the middle of the BDE ranks—let’s call it MDE (Medium Dick Energy). And while I appreciate the fact that he hasn’t bragged about his connection with Becca, or his Cystic Fibrosis charity at all this season (this BDE power move proves he’s actually a good person and not just doing it to get praise), his involvement in petty house drama (Colton has already called out the likes of Jordan and Lincoln) has contributed to his placement on this list. With that being said, this doesn’t mean I don’t love him, because I do #ColtonForBachelor2019 

Becca Bachelorette Teaser: Becca Kufrin in a bronze-gold dress on the set of The Bachelor's After the Final Rose. She is smiling and has her hands clasped and standing in front of a backdrop of a house

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7. Becca Kufrin; Overall BDE Rating: 3/10

As previously mentioned, women can have BDE, too, In fact, some of the most notorious BDE holders are of the female variety, because what’s more badass than being a woman? There have even been a few Bachelorettes (Kaitlyn Bristowe, anyone?) who have exuded it. But, from constantly letting her insecurities with other guys put a damper on her 1-on-1 dates—she did this to Wills AND Leo—to her supes extra “Let’s do the damn thing!” tagline—Becca Kufrin does *not* have BDE, sorry. We’re still rooting for her, tho.

Bachelorette season 14 episode 2: A photo of contestant Garrett in a Blue suit jacket and white shirt

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8. Garrett Yrigoyen; Overall BDE Rating: The limit does not exist

Garrett is the last contestant standing who showcases literally zero signs of BDE. It’s more like he has NEDE (Non-Existent Dick Energy). And honestly, if his IG tendencies aren’t proof enough, IDK what is.

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