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A GIF by GIF Guide to Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 4

Spoiler: Danielle M. and Wells kiss and IT. IS. EVERYTHING

Part two of this week’s episode starts with us—oh, and Kristina—licking our wounds after Dean’s f-ckboy behavior from the night before. Literally everyone in Paradise thinks Dean and Kristina would be a better match than Dean and D. Lo—why is he the only one who *doesn’t* see that? It’s v. frustrating to watch.

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Also Sarah Vendal from Nick’s season shows up and Raven starts freaking out because she saw Sarah and Adam cuddling one morning after an event during the BiP shutdown. To recap: Raven gave her rose to Adam the night before and is p. into him—so in deflection, she starts pushing her leftovers on Sarah. Poor Ben Z., can’t catch a damn break.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, poor Ben Z.

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Everyone follows suit and starts trying to sell Ben Z.—because Raven seems to be the ringleader in Paradise—and Sarah’s just like, “what is this a used car shop?” She actually did compare Paradise to a used car shop and it was uhmazing.

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Sarah decides to see what all the fuss is about with Ben Z. and pulls him aside to talk.

Sarah: I’ve heard a lot of great things about you, but start from scratch.

Ben Z.: Well, I have a dog. He’s my life. Blah blah blah dog. Blah blah blah dog. Blah blah blah my dog turned eight months today.

Us: Oh Ben…at least try to help yourself.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Ben Z. talks about his dogs

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Meanwhile, Raven in her ITM:

Raven: Maybe she should back off. Like don’t take Adam on the date.

Also Raven, like five mins earlier: Sarah, you have my blessing to take Adam on the date.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Raven is being confusing

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As you can guess, Sarah obvs picks Adam and Raven is PIIISSSSEDDDD.

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Adam starts talking about his date with Sarah in his ITM and is like “to be here in this 1-on-1 setting with Rachel…” Oops.

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Ross Geller, is that you?

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Adam is Ross from Friends

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The date goes super well and Adam manages to get Sarah’s name right for the rest of the night. He says she has something Raven doesn’t and it seems like they have really good chemistry. TBH, we love Raven, but Adam’s date with Sarah was way more entertaining to watch.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, we like Adam and Sarah together

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Back at the resort, Danielle M. and Wells—the two people in Paradise we *need* to get together for the sake of our own happiness—make a pact that if they’re both still single in five years, they’ll get married.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Danielle and Wells make a pact

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PSA: No one date Danielle M. or Wells in the next five years.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, don't date Danielle or Wells

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Now that that’s settled, we can move on to the next morning. Lacey is complaining about being friend-zoned with basically every guy in Paradise.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Lacey is in the friend-zone

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She gets a date card and starts asking the guys one by one if they’d be interested in going on a date with her. But one by one they’re all like:

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, the guys don't want to date Lacey

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Matt tells Lacey that he thinks she would have a good time with Diggy, so she takes his advice and asks Diggy on her date. 

How Diggy responded: I absolutely, 100 percent would love to go on this date with you.

How Diggy clearly wanted to respond: 

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Diggy goes on a date with Lacey

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Jorge the Bartender makes a special appearance as their date guide (yaaasss) and he takes them horseback riding on a beach. He also proceeds to tell them it’s where he was conceived. Uhhh, TMI?

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Jorge gives too much information

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He sets them up a little picnic and pours them some champagne. Why is Jorge the CUTEST?

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And then Diggy asks Jorge if he could give them some alone time. Wow Diggy, how rude. He was just trying to make this the best date ever for you and you just kick him out like that?

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Diggy asks Jorge to leave

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Lacey leaves the date all like, “This is the start of something great, I feel really good about getting Diggy’s rose,” and feels that way for approx 11 minutes until Dominique from Nick’s season shows up—who TBH, we don’t really remember but she seems super cool.

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Oh, and BTW Danielle M. has decided to leave Paradise to work in Africa and if she doesn’t get together with Wells before she leaves, we’re going to be srsly annoyed.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, we need Wells and Danielle to be together

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Anyway, back to the Dominique-Diggy-Lacey thing. Taylor, who’s apparently BFFs with the new girl, is telling her to take Diggy on her date and poor Lacey is freaking out.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Lacey is freaking out

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Dominque asks Diggy on the date and he practically jumps out of his pants with excitement. And as you can guess Lacey is *not* happy about it. She’s more pissed at Taylor than Diggy it seems, for whispering Diggy’s name in Dominique’s ear. But honestly, if our BFF was there we’d probs do the same thing. Whoa, honestly never thought we’d be standing up for Taylor.

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Fast-forward to the date, Diggy feeds Dominique a strawberry and then proceeds to give her the worst line in the history of dating:

Diggy: I’m kind of jealous of that strawberry.

Us:

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The rest of their date goes well and they both seem to be into each other. Lacey officially has cause for concern.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, Lacey should be worried

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Back at the resort, Danielle M. is getting ready to leave *tear* and we’re just patiently impatiently waiting for something to happen with her and Wells.

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, we wait for Danielle and Wells

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Wells asks to walk her out and as they hug goodbye we (along with probably everyone else in the world) start screaming “KISS HER YOU IDIOT” over and over again until he finally does and it is actually magical.

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And before we go, we’ll leave you this little gem:

Is Carly Waddell’s most recent Instagram hinting at a possible Danielle M. and Wells ’ship? If so, we are freaking here for it!!!

See you next week in Paradise!

In our Bachelor in Paradise episode 4 recap, we say goodbye until next week

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