The term Geisha facial may sound like an exotic Japanese beauty treat, however the Victoria Beckham-approved process is anything but posh. The skincare treatment, better known as the bird poop facial, incorporates the droppings of Nightingales and is believed to soften, brighten, and nourish dull-looking skin. As if that weren’t enough, the singer-turned-designer is also rumoured to lather up her hands and feet in lotion and tuck them into gloves and socks before bedtime. Talk about pain over beauty—how’s she supposed to snuggle up to Becks like that?