Fact: Broad City‘s Lincoln Rice is the patron saint of romantic companions.
Ilana’s chill AF kinda-boyfriend is simply the best: he’s supportive, loves dogs, makes pasta FROM FREAKIN’ SCRATCH and is respectful AF. Lincoln and Ilana are #OpenRelationshipGoals (that’s a thing, right?) since the series’ first episode when Ilana, Lincoln and Abbi had an accidental threesome via Skype. Off-screen, Lincoln is actually hilarious 34-year-old comedian Hannibal Buress, but, like, we hope he’s just like our boo Lincoln IRL.
As a dentist, he also has a six-figure income which is great, but obviously not a requirement to win our love. (Although getting free veneers certainly would be a bonus. Raise your hand if you don’t have health insurance!)
Ahead of tonight’s new episode (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m. ET, and in honour of our forever love, here are all of the times Lincoln—a.k.a. the Al Dente Dentist—was the partner we all deserve.
7 of 10
When he was not ashamed of his fashion choices
NBA’s Blake Griffin makes a surprisingly hilarious cameo in Season 3. But even funnier than him and Ilana’s nude romp around a hotel room is the fact that super fan Lincoln wears the basketball player’s shoe as a murse (and proudly explains this to a hot dog vendor).