We’re less than two months away from watching Dallas-based lawyer and all-around boss babe Rachel Lindsay begin her journey for love—a.k.a date 30 hot dudes at the same time—on The Bachelorette (premiering May 22). And after Nick’s significantly disappointing stint on The Bachelor, we’re v. excited for Rachel to give us an A++ season (pressures on, girl), hopefully including a male version of Corinne as well as some ACTUAL real-life romance. And from what we saw during Rachel’s recent group date on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, we have a good feeling about the upcoming season.
With that in mind, we present a definitive Bachelorette ranking. Please enjoy responsibly (i.e. at your desk, right now, work be damned) and tune into FLARE.com on Tuesday, May 23 for Sharleen Joynt’s first season 13 recap!
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12. Desiree Hartstock (Season 9)
She was the Bachelorette who figured out who “the one” was early on. Unfortunately, “the one” (male model Brooks Forester, holy soap opera name) just wasn’t feeling it. Lucky for Des, her Zoolander flirtation was simply a step along the path to true—and otherwise snoozy—love with fellow boring nice person Chris Siegfried. They are now married and welcomed baby boy, Asher Wrigley Siegfried, last October.
Originally published on April 21, 2016